1. Marblehead
  2. Hardwick
  3. Sapscull
  4. Falmouth
  5. Lummox
  6. Hilding
  7. Nupson
  8. Whately
  9. Harwich
  10. Gosnold
  11. Sorner
  12. Coxcomb
  13. Idleton
  14. Peabody
  15. Maynard
  16. Wantwit
  17. Athol
  18. Muckspout
  19. Haverel
  20. Blandford
  21. Quisby
  22. Beldam
  23. Rattlebrain
  24. Goosecap
  25. Walpole
  26. Braintree
  27. Dunstable
  28. Dalcop
  29. Addlehead
  30. Charlton
  31. Swampscott
  32. Gill

1, 2, 4, 8-10, 14, 15, 17, 20, 25-27, 30-32: MA town
3, 5-7, 11-13, 16, 18, 19, 21-24, 28, 29: Ye olde insult

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