<p>There. Now that all you Type-A types are paying attention, I'd like to spread some of my no-can-do attitude, really bring it down a notch. And you're going to like it! Because if you don't make it to the end of this blog, you officially LOSE at reading. I'm timing you.</p>
<p>...As soon as I finish this blog.</p><p>I mean it, Mozilla! We're through! Gmail, get off my nuts. Twitter you @sshole, would you do... anything, for once? I don't understand how we can spend so much time together, and still have nothing to show for it. </p>
<p>Is it true? Am I actually blogging again? To be honest, I'm not certain what will happen when I click "publish post." I halfway expect "Internet is full, please try again."</p><p><em>*edit: my PIC blogger account is so old... that yup that pretty much happened. That'll teach me not to live in 2007*</em> </p>
<p>1. His recent Zach Galifianakis <a href="http://www.dailymotion.com/us/featured/video/x2nzrs_kanye-west-cant-tell-me-nothin-feat_music?from=rss">collaboration.</a><br /><br />2. Putting 50 Cent's <a href="http://www.sohh.com/articles/article.php/12276">money where his mouth is.</a><br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;">Transformers are less impressive than they appear.</span><br />
A Hollywood book signing with Mike Faerber, enjoy:<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Only Fan -</span> Hey Mike, my name's Aaron, I love your wri-<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Mike -</span> Aren't there supposed to be... more of you?<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">O.F. -</span> Well, I can't speak for-
Well look at that. Mike started writing again. And also talking in third person. But as long as he's not here. I wanted to let you know that Mike is pretty much in love with <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zach_Galifianakis">this man.</a><br /><br />More specifically <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZnzYZmIinM&eurl=">this video created by that man.</a><br />
Nathan called me out, I've been lazy lately, and ironically enough on a film set. But he forgot the part about me idly wasting hours with a beer in hand.<br /><br />Alas, it was not in vain, for it was on a film set that history was made.<br />
Why I Don't Get Laid
Dreams are a funny thing. Just the idea of your brain not getting enough thinking activity in during the day, and has to have its little play time is kinda creepy. Division of the conscious and unconscious, emergence of feelings that were previously repressed, it kinda makes you wonder who that "other" person living up there is, and whether you can trust him.<br />
<p>I've recently rented the first season of Scrubs from netflix *Smiles while holding up red envelope* I now have the first four seasons waiting in my queue, and here's why.<br /><br />Scrubs is Unfuckingbelievafuckingble. Fucking.<br /><br />In fact, Scrubs is so good, that here is a list of non-fabricated (exaggerated hyperbole to follow later in this blog) reactions I have to the show.
<p>I don't understand homophobia.<br /><br />Even among close friends, who aren't bible-beating, shotgun-pumping, big teste-d, Frat-ball player steak lovers, I still feel a lot of resentment and hate-speech a la. "Seriously Mike, I'm beginning to think you're gay."<br /><br />Okay, so I kissed a guy.<br />