This morning, a chiseled man with a safari shirt and dimples deep as the Mariana Trench emerged from the jungle. “Come on in,” he beckoned.
The office toilet backing up is probably not the best use of The Dark Knight's time.
Readers will be delighted, frightened, and enlightened, though a few will want to skip a certain scene—you’ll know which one.
And his use of my signature catchphrase, “Smell you forever because you stink that bad.” I knew I should have had that copyrighted.
It’s been 34 minutes since my last message, and you haven’t jumped on the chance to implement BRAINDRAIN to help your organization.
I no longer wish to ride an aging plow horse. And yet, when I ride to the horse dealer and request a sleek, red mustang, I am met with ridicule.
If spotted, DO NOT CHASE. Instead, acknowledge his beauty, respectfully. Obviously all dogs are beautiful, but he’s a stunner.
“Would you quit your honking. I’m going as fast as I can!” But the duck wasn’t finished telling his story.
My therapist diagnosed me with narcissistic personality disorder. That must have been the highlight of her week.
You seem like the kind of girl who stops traffic. Do you happen to work in a red light district?
If spotted, DO NOT CHASE. Instead, acknowledge his beauty, respectfully. Obviously all dogs are beautiful, but he’s a stunner.
I’m really excited to get to know you better! Where do you live? What are your hobbies? What are you eating right now?
Some part of my subconscious is absorbing everything though, right?
Remember the opening scene from "The Dark Knight"? That was one of ours.
