We are, for the most part, defined by the people who surround us, who love us or hate us, who form opinions of us based on our actions and words, and who have come to know us so well that they make accurate comments about us. Because I do not know you and I do know the people who know me, I will now bust out some of the phrases said by friends or family that I think accurately define me. After reading this, you may just know me a little better.
We are, for the most part, defined by the people who surround us, who love us or hate us, who form opinions of us based on our actions and words, and who have come to know us so well that they make accurate comments about us. Because I do not know you and I do know the people who know me, I will now bust out some of the phrases said by friends or family that I think accurately define me. After reading this, you may just know me a little better.
“I don’t worry about Nate. He’s too stupid to be afraid.”
Aaaaaaaaaa—Dave, My Little League Baseball Coach
“Don’t worry about that young man. Cream rises.”
Aaaaaaaaaa—My Great Uncle Art
“I honestly believe you could drop him in the middle of a crowd of complete strangers who speak a different language and he’d still come out with at least ten good friends.”
Aaaaaaaaaa—My Brother Jay
“That dude never shuts up.”
Aaaaaaaaaa—Just about everyone I know.
“Nate loves to talk, but he also loves to kiss. So whenever he talks too much, I just kiss him. And he shuts up. And I get a kiss. So, everyone is happy.”
Aaaaaaaaaa—Lauren, Ex-girlfriend.
“Nate is a great person, and he doesn’t want anyone to know.”
Aaaaaaaaaa—Jana, Ex-girlfriend.
“I can’t tell what’s more annoying, your incessant ramblings or your half assed attempts at being funny. Stick to the writing, poet boy.”
Aaaaaaaaaa—Shane, Friend
“I can trust Nate with anything. He knows how to keep a secret, and he’s so self-involved that he hardly thinks about other people anyway. So whatever he doesn’t keep secret, he just flat out forgets.”
Aaaaaaaaaa—Kevin, Friend
“That’s the kind of guy you can trust with your wife but not your daughter.”
Aaaaaaaaaa—Old Man Dan (I still don’t know what he meant by the way, but I’m sure it’s true)
“Uh oh. He ain’t talking. There ain’t no game on. He don’t have emotions so you know he ain’t depressed. That means he’s planning something sinister.”
Aaaaaaaaaa—Tony, Friend
“Nate, you are a fucking slut.”
Aaaaaaaaaa—Lots of Girls
“Nate, you are a fucking asshole.”
Aaaaaaaaaa—Lots of Girls
“One of these days you’ll find something that you do love, and when you do, I hope it fucks you over like you fucked me over you waste of looks and brains.”
Aaaaaaaaaa—Jennifer, Ex-girlfriend
“Nate, you ever think about shutting the fuck up?”
Aaaaaaaaaa—Scott, My Former Boss
“I wouldn’t go so far as to call the brother smart. But he’s definitely quick. He’ll come to three wrong answers before I even find the right one.”
Aaaaaaaaaa—Chris, Who I ain’t seen in a while.
So there y’all go. I’ve had my narcissistic moment. I hope you all feel like you know me better. And, as always, any of you out there who feel you have your own quotes can naturally rip me to shreds in the comment box.
Oh, and my game day prediction: Cardinals defeat the Astros, seven to five.