I know y'all are curious what I got for Christmas/Birthday, and since I'm so stuffed with food and drink that I doubt I could put out a piece worthy of my great, beautiful and talented audience, I figured I would type out for you all of the wonderful things I have received from my family and friends. You may notice a theme.
Stuff I got:
Cash
St. Louis Cardinals World Series Championship game cup
St. Louis Cardinals World Series Championship DVD
St. Louis Cardinals World Series Championship T-shirt (the one with the complete roster on the back)
St. Louis Cardinals World Series Championship T-shirt (the one with the trophy on the front)
3 Sweaters
St. Louis Cardinals World Series Championship T-shirt (the one with the WS logo on the front)
St. Louis Cardinals World Series Championship Polo shirt
St. Louis Cardinals World Series Championship Book (the one written by the fans)
St. Louis Cardinals World Series Championship Book (the one written by the Post Dispatch)
St. Louis Cardinals World Series Championship hat (the one with the WS logo on it)
St. Louis Cardinals World Series Championship hat (the one with all ten WS victory years on the cap's bill)
Chocolates
St. Louis Cardinals World Series Championship end table (no joke?it has a model of new Busch Stadium under its glass top)
St. Louis Cardinals World Series Championship coffee cup
St. Louis Cardinals World Series Championship beer mug
St. Louis Cardinals World Series Championship key chain
St. Louis Cardinals World Series Championship beer bottle cozy
St. Louis Cardinals World Series Championship coasters
A Border's Book Store gift card
St. Louis Cardinals World Series Championship Wheaties box (featuring St. Louis Cardinal ace Chris Carpenter)
Navy socks
As you can probably tell, this is the Christmas after the St. Louis Cardinals won the World Series. I just finished watching the DVD to make sure I didn't dream the whole thing and sure enough, they really did win the World Series, and well, I really am in the city in which it happened, and it really is cold here.
I just pinched myself to make sure. And yup, I'm cold.
Anyway, if you see a guy walking down Clearwater Beach wearing a St. Louis Cardinals Champion Polo Shirt while drinking beer from a red, plastic cup, it's probably me.
But just to make sure, check to see if I'm wearing the navy socks. They sure are cozy.
Happy Holidays, and I hope y'all got everything you wanted (especially if you're one of the St. Louis Cardinals).