Bitch Guidos of the Week
Honorable Mention
let's be friends…with benefits- 25
r u frum and married? need someone to talk too? I would love to lend a ear…if you'll give me what I'm missing in my marriage. yes I'm looking for sex. we don't actually have to have sex..its alright if we do everything else up to sex. if ur up for it than give me a ring.
please be Jewish, Frum. if yor married too…its a plus but singles are also welcome.
How clever a title…FOR A BITCH GUIDO.
But really… you're looking for a Jewish woman who is married and also willing to have sex with your misspelling, ignorant ass…without offering any sort of financial compensation…
You're either cheap or fucking retarded.
Third Place
I feel like Elmer Fudd- 27
….not that i'm hunting wascally wabbits, but i think i'm wooking for wove in wall the wong pwaces. but, then again cl's probably not the best place either. maybe somebody will prove me wrong? not looking to rush things, just take things as they come……
I'm sure you do…take…things…as they come…ON YOUR FACE.
Fag.
Hey, BG, you're lookin for love in all the wong pwaces cuz the only pwaces you're looking is a television playing Looney Toons from your ragged-out futon. Get a fuckin life.
And this, kids, is the first and only airtight argument for Elmer Fudd taking it in the ass.
Second Place
Dirty thoughts!!!!!- 24
Do me a favor…..
When I eat you out……. Put your hands on the back of my head and hold me down. Cross your fingers and hold it tight. This time around we're gonna do this right. The door is closed and I killed the lights. I can taste you and tell when the mood is right. I luv the sounds that you make when I'm inside of you. We'll call this sexual addiction named after me and you.. The moaning, the breathing, the heat between us two, the burning desire, the urge, the sound of your soft voice saying I love you…..
Is it my turn for you to sex me flip me over and slide down towards my knees… Lick the tip and blow if you please…. Play with it cause nothing feels better then a simple tease… Come back up and slide it in to you deep. Body language tells me your cum'n when the tremble'n begins at your knees.
When it's all said and done we know how to make the sex last. Call me nasty if you want but can you turn over so I can lick your cum out ass??????
Hit me up nine1 seven five5 three ninety7seventy8
Women only I'm not intrested in men….. Sorry I don't swing that way…
Do ME a favor…
1) Use line breaks, it emphasizes the rhyming better
2) Jump your black ass in front of oncoming traffic.
And finally…
Our Bitch Guido Winner for the Week
uh…wanna make out?
i'm like the best kisser ever 😉
Best kisser ever? BEST? EVER?
Then why are you posting on craigslist?
I'll tell you why.
Because you're forty years old and tired of jerking off to internet porn.
Because you haven't had a woman, ever.
Because you think that a woman would actually respond to this one-liner bullshit.
You used a wink-face, for Christ sake.
You disgust me, you desperate fat fuck.
And that's why you're this week's BITCH GUIDO OF THE WEEK.
Congrats!
Besides, I'm like…
the best kisser ever. 😉