This post is my counter to this.
=)
My Impression on JD Boston's Blog (A BIG FAT JUICY POEM)
JD Boston:
“LET ME COUNT THE WAYS
LET ME COUNT THE WAYS
THE WAYS I'M A VIRGIN!!! =(
Cuz I like sports,
not just sports:
FANTASY sports,
I like fantasy,
fantasy sports,
all kinds of fantasy:
fantasy sex!!!!!!!
like sex with a woman!!!!!
cuz I'm a virgin =(
a five foot virgin =(
a needle-necked virgin =(
sports sports sports! =)
I talk sports!
cuz I don't know
anything
anything about women
cuz I'm a virgin =(
a five foot virgin =(
DeGraafs dick, =)
DeGraafs dick, =)
tastes so good!!!!
yum!
good in my mouth,
good in my mouth,
in my mouth,
like my foot,
yum!
in my mouth,
like my foot,
my foot in my mouth
like a dick in my mouth!
the mouth I use,
I use to suck lots of dick:
DeGraaf's dick, =)
DeGraaf's dick, =)
a dick five inches long
must be the longest
of any schlong of schlongs!
so very sore!
my asshole is sore!
But that doesn't count
cuz I'm a virgin =( =( =(
a skinny, punk virgin!!!! =(
Oh and P.S.
pretentious is a word
a word I use,
I use to describe,
to describe something that,
that I don't understand,
Like why I'm a virgin, =(
But Gaudio knows,
why I'm a virgin, =(
a 22 year old virgin, =(
that's why I slam him,
(I wish I could slam him)
cuz I'm a fag =(
cuz I'm a fag =(
sports sports sports!!!!!!”
The end.
HEY YOU GUYS WANNA HEAR ABOUT MY FANTASY BASEBALL TEAM?! IT'S FUCKIN AWESOMMMMME!
“No.”
C'MON GUYS! C'MOONNNNN GUYS!!!! ITS' REALLY NEAT YOU CAN ADD PLAYERS AND DROP PLAYERS ITS LIKE YOUR A COACH AND NOT SOME STUPID VIRGIN OR SOMETHING!
….
And that, my friends, is my counter.
=)