Jewish Friend: Looks like I just schooled you in NFL Blitz.
Hitler: Yeah, hey, what was that one tragedy again, you know, that one where I nearly exterminated your people?
Jewish Friend: (sighs) …The Holocaust.
Hitler: What's that? I couldn't hear you.
Jewish Friend: The Holocaust.
Hitler: 0wned.

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