White Person: “I got this DVD on the black market in Hong Kong.”
Black Person: “What the fuck did you just say?”
White Person: “Yeah, I know, crazy, right? It's got every movie Zac Efron's ever been in!”
Black Person: “No, I mean what the fuck did you just say before about the market in Hong Kong?”
White Person: “Oh, yeah, you know, the black market…”
Black Person: “The BLACK market? I think I see what's going on here. First, you don't want to borrow me 500 dollars, then-“
White Person: “I don't have five hundred dollars, I told you. That's a ton of money to borrow someone.”
Black Person: “Then, you wouldn't bring me to your grandma's house.”
White Person: “I don't even like going to my grandma's house. She makes sick food and pets me for the whole time I'm there.”
Black Person: “You don't trust me, and you're ashamed to show me to your family. I'm starting to think you don't care for my race.”
White Person: “No, I'm not one of those people.”
Black Person: “Those people? Us African-Americans?”
White Person: “I meant racist people.”
Black Person: “Hmm, hmm. What do racist people tend to call African-Americans?”
White Person: “The n-word.”
Black Person: “This guy just said the n-word!”
Every black person in a 2-mile radius starts gathering around and staring angrily at the white person and getting uncomfortably close in his face. Who knows what happens next!
Labels: accidental racism, open ending, white person gets beat up horrendously by large group of African-Americans