I just went on a date with an optometrist. She’s gonna see another guy later and tell us which is better: 1 or 2.
Hypochondria is best cured by letting people who think they’re doctors treat people who think they’re sick.
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Step 1: AHHHHHHHHHH
Step 2: AHHHHHHHHHH
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Step 5: The 4-7-8 Breathing Method