Dear Karri,
This letter is hard for me to write you. But I think we both saw it coming.
We started off so great. I don't understand how in only two days of knowing each other we are done. I guess my picture was a bit deceiving. I think I learned my lesson and will never again send anyone an old picture of Keanu Reeves claiming it is me. But i swear to god, I've been to parties where girls have come up to me and said I look like Keanu Reeves.
I'd like to dedicate this poem to you that I personally wrote.
“theres a thousand words that I can say…to make you come home. yeahh…seems so long ago you walked away…you left me alone…now i remember what u said to me…you were acting so strange..hmm…maybe i was too blind to see..that you needed a change..was it something i said that made you turn away…if i can just find a way to make it so you were just right here…right now..
i've been sitting here…can't get you off my mind..i try my best to be a man and be strong…i wish i could touch your face…but the truth remains…you're gone…YOU're GONNNENE!! YOU”REEEEEE …..
Now I don't want to make excuses…won't change the fact your'e gone….but if theres something that I could do…won't u please let me know…time is passing so slowly now…but I guess that is my life without you…so i'll just hang around and find some things to do..do keep my mind off you…but i know in my heart you don't love me too….
I've been sitting here…can't get you off my …i try my best to be a man and be strong…i wish i could touch your face but the truth remmmaiinnns……you're gone….You're GONEEEEE…. You're…….”
Yesterday I sat alone in a dark room and wrote up a list of the disadvantages and advantages of being with you. I think it is clear that we weren't meant to be…
Advantages
1. Regular Intercourse
2. Won't have lonely feelings
Disadvantages
1. You make me nervous and it gives me stomach cramps.
2. It's long distance to call your house.
3. There is a 12 year age difference between us
4. I wear socks around you worrying you'll see my fungus infected toe nail.
5. I'm always pretending to be macho around you
6. You made me nervous I was taking 3 bowel movements a day instead of one. (fyi: one is which i prefer)
7. My A.D.D. would act up and I couldn't have a conversation with anyone without zoning out and thinking about you.
8. You made me sweat in “weird places” as my doctor would say.
9. You made me do implusive things like go out and buy hair removal waxing strips and fungus-be-gone cream.
10. You made me feel like I was someone I wasn't. (ie. Batman)
Why does love hurt so much?
Pierre