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An evening workshop is held in a dark alley by "pain management specialists" in Purdue Pharmaceutical shirts, menacingly brandishing baseball bats.

Our Economy Basic passengers are seated in a section of the plane teeming with luxury-hungry wolves, starving for cherished Basic ticket-holders.

The swivel chair’s flying across the room, its arc through the air a simple yet astute critique of warming global temperatures.

Historically (more for you than for me as I'm hundreds of years old), gold values increase during dips in international trade.

Even though I am pursuing a stable career in human resources, please remember that I will always be your emotionally underdeveloped and insecure son.

You're a 31-year-old seventh grader living with the love of your life, and you're so unemployed it hurts. These tricks will keep your partner at bay.

Please, please, please, Movie Gods, if you're out there, please let me come to a theater near you. It's all I've wanted since I was a wee script.

I saw my own reflection on the screen of my computer and I was reminded of the oath I took when I accepted this job at Uber.

The first rule of Amtrak's "Quiet Car Chopped All-Stars: Fight Club" is: Kindly shut the fuck up about everything. Enjoy bare-knuckle chef combat.

Somehow I just couldn't stay pissed off at frat guy. He was my tax wingman, even though he totally killed my self-esteem.

The man who started out in a brief cameo appearance has quickly become a series regular in my life, and things are getting weird.

Sorry for barging into your casting office, but I believe you're making a huge mistake. Dare I say it, a monumental casting blunder.