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Thank goodness I’m still booking kindergarten graduations and Mormon cosplay through Cameo.

I have never taken contracts from the Department of Defense, the CIA, FEMA, or Burkina Faso. Our biggest buyer last year was Betty Hansen.

Look at the sick logo . It declares leadership but whispers I will stick you. It’s all about that Dragon Energy in 1476.

"If your prognostication about a pending recession proves true, I have faith you’ll be among the few who can still afford bottle service."

We'll be using six-foot-long scissors. Due to a moratorium on ribbon cuttings, plenty of giant scissors are lying around the mayor’s office.

You have such nice legs. I’m glad you’re finally wearing something that shows them off. / You didn’t even notice my new slacks. Do you like them?

So why is Potbelly keeping your hard-earned taxpayer money? Because you all will fucking forget the second you’re allowed outside, that’s why.

Stretched to cover more area by upper management / Watches boss make the same mistakes day in and day out / Owned by Jeff Bezos

DO invest in companies exploring alternative energy, such as General Electric (GE), Chevron (CVX), and my cousin’s cannabis farm, WEEDENERGY.

It's critical that our employees can think outside of the box, accept a payment that comes from inside a box, while also living in a box.

Day 12, Check-In 74: There is simply no way for us to know just by looking at you that you haven’t brushed your teeth in days.

In these unprecedented times, / In these, let’s be real, horrifying times, / In these gay Oklahoman tiger overlord TV star times,