Hallmark Holiday Movies Rejected for Being Too California
This is where she bumps into rakishly handsome high school sweetheart Rattlesnake, whose cannabis farm has fallen on hard times.
Tag: Movies and TV
Sex and the Ancient City
“But is that really just?” pleaded Andiemantus, trying not to scuff his new Manolo Blahnik Mary Jane walking sandals against the cobblestone floor.
Sesame Street’s First Cinephile Muppet Is an Attack on Our Nation’s Core Values
After learning that Big Bird’s top four films on Letterboxd were American, Jeremy forced Big Bird to undergo something called “Bergman Boot Camp.”
10 Fake Phone Call Responses You Can Use to Leave Early like an Action Hero
Before the tension in the air makes someone scream, say quietly, "I could tell you, but then—well, you know…"
Are You at Thanksgiving Dinner, or Are You a Character in the “Star Wars” Prequels?
-Despite it being fairly obvious, your pregnant friend’s wife won’t say who the father of her baby is.
So Your Mom’s Dating Pete Davidson
Q: Do I have to call Pete Davidson "Dad"? A: No one will ever replace your biological father, but Pete Davidson will be around to keep your mom company.
Are You a Shopper at IKEA or a Character in a Wes Anderson Film?
- The staff is smarmy and vaguely European. - There’s a child smoking a cigarette.
Teenage Squid Games
Going forward, we’ll tap into the pre-made horror of adolescence. A time the healthiest among you have repressed.
Classic Hollywood-Inspired Sex Moves That Don’t Involve Sex
The Fade-to-Black: Slowly dim the lights while you engage in suggestive banter, such as, “Hello there, big boy.” That’s all.
Post-Halloween Report: My Gabba Ghoul Costume Was a Flop
"This is gonna be huge," I whispered to myself, flattening the various cold cuts dangling from my body.
Naturally Tidy Woman, or Trapped in a Wes Anderson Film?
Does free will exist, and did I employ it when purchasing this quirky pair of binoculars? Do I even like binoculars?
It’s Time to Punish Freddy Krueger by Taking Away His Hat
It’s ironic that Freddy Krueger’s initials are FK because the guy should be Fucking Kancelled.