Lights? Camera? Movie Theaters!
Movie theaters! The birthplace of popcorn. The gasps, the laughs, the slurps of teenagers' tongues attacking each other mere inches from your ear.
Movie theaters! The birthplace of popcorn. The gasps, the laughs, the slurps of teenagers' tongues attacking each other mere inches from your ear.
It was not I who called her “a useless swath of dogshit,” it was, in fact, Chicago crime lord Tony Ligitano.
Why do I have a safety deposit box at Epcot full of cash, character location maps, and over one hundred trading pins?
As great as this gig has been, it’s time to move on. Send me anywhere. Please. I’m your gal.
Three tricycles, $170.00? What does a man need with three tricycles? I’ve never once seen him exercise!
How could I possibly have known a nine-person BBC Earth production crew was spying on me from behind the glory bushes?
I have managed to secure access to an ancient video broadcast called a “YouTube Channel”: “Yoga With Adriene 30-Day Yoga Challenge.”
Bulk of budget devoted to keeping Aragorn looking as wet as possible at all times.
If you’ve stuck around for the past few years, we want to thank you from the bottom of our hearts, and also ask you how and why you did such a thing.
- An oppressively prudish focus on discretion. - Heaving, aching bosoms.
Childhood = Ruined! Kind of like our trust with our landlord if we don’t get that rent in on time.
Just because everyone else jumped their cars off a cliff, does that mean Dom has to do it, too?