The Coronies – Pandemic Awards for This Year’s Best Performances
Best Foreign Film: When my boss tells me to speak up in meetings, sorry can’t, don't understand what’s happening.
Tag: Movies and TV
I’ve Been a Coward This Whole Movie, So It’s Time to Stupidly Do Something Brave and Die
With five minutes left in the movie, I am about to undergo a radical psychological transformation and become brave.
The Literalist Film Festival Comes to Town
MY PET PEEVE: Rom Com. He may not be man’s best friend, but Peeve is just the pal Stewart needs in this wag of a tale about overcoming annoyances.
Self-Care for Cartoon Villains
Practice acceptance. Instead of trying to avoid having an anvil dropped on your head, make peace with the inevitability of it happening.
Tidy Home Tips from the Last Remaining Snapple in the “Friends” Fridge
Living the past 16 years as the solitary Snapple left in the "Friends" fridge, I cherish what I have, even if it’s only the royalties from reruns.
Leadership Wants You to Know, Fight Club Is Taking the Coronavirus Seriously
If someone says “stop,” goes limp, taps out, the fight is over. If someone coughs, has shortness of breath, or has a fever, the fight does not begin.
Sharks Aren’t Nearly as Scary as Canadian Geese and Yet They’re the Ones with a Week of TV
Some people say that sharks take nibbles to satisfy their curiosity. Rest assured, we're coming to bite you because we want to bite you.
Summaries of Upcoming “Judge Judy” Episodes Filmed During the Pandemic
An elderly couple sues the mother of a teenager for damages to their 1998 Buick Skylark, on which the teen wrote on “I’m a Dirty Bird” with hand sanitizer.
The Scooby-Doo Gang Are Agents of Gentrification
Mystery Inc is an LLC, and you're your shareholders' puppets: driving from town to town, pushing out the little guys so big business can take over.
When Matt Damon Was My Age He’d Filmed His Second “Bourne” Movie
When Sting was my age, he decided to quit The Police because he “wasn’t feeling it anymore.” I’ve never even talked to the police.
A Therapist’s Notes from Sessions with Muppet Couples
Meeting with Kermit, a 65 y.o. frog, and Piggy, a 63 y.o. porcine companion (spouse?). Currently separated. P lives in Paris, France; K in MS swamp.
Fictional Schools’ Arbitrary and Baseless Plans for Fall Reopening
Ridgemont High: All "fast times" have been canceled. Students are advised to hotbox their vans from home until the curve has been flattened.