A Loon with a View Centennial
Since 2008, I've written 99 articles for Points in Case. So in honor of this here 100th article milestone, I thought I'd take us all on a little trip down memory lane.
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Lance Armstrong Has Always Been a Douchebag
Lance Armstrong is a an egotistical, hypocritical, lying, cheating, criminal, douchebag, drug addict... who also raised money for cancer.
Why the Pope Really Resigned
The fact that it's been 600 years since the last Pope quit and every Pope since then has died in office should probably tell you something. He's retiring his moral compass.
Things I’m Looking Forward to in 2013
I for one am looking forward to watching The Vampire Diaries while fantasizing about Nina Dobrev without Mitt Romney or Barack Obama interrupting my salacious thoughts.
The Illicit Meaning Behind the Lyrics to “Baby, It’s Cold Outside”
It's time to overanalyze another Christmas song that you'll NEVER EVER be able to hear again without your mind going to a very dark place.
Five Things That Seem Much Smaller Than They Really Are
Words, ideas and inventions may seem insignificant, but it's often their impact that is way bigger than any shockingly large technological contraption.
We Should Recall Stupid People, Not Everyday Products
Every day there is another unnecessary product recall that could have been wholly avoided with the simple addition of just a modicum of common sense.
Comedy Wants to Be Politically Incorrect
Comedians need to recognize that the moment they start apologizing for their jokes is the moment they've ceased to be a good comedian. Stop censoring yourselves!
The Fifty Shades of Grey Matter
Fifty Shades of Grey proves once and for all that women are by far, THE MORE SEXUAL of the two genders. If you doubt that for a second, just look at the sale demographics of the trilogy.
Five Things You Didn’t Know About the Amish
I made a trip to Lancaster, PA to learn everything I could about the Amish, because I like to do more than read about stuff on Wikipedia. What I discovered will shock you.
From First to Last Note: Skrillex Drops It Hard
I've heard a lot of my friends say how dubstep is just a bunch of noise that isn’t even remotely music, especially when it comes to Skrillex. So I just want to say, FUCK YOU, WE HAD A PACT!
When You See Samantha, You’ll Shit a Brick
If you haven't heard of Samantha Brick, she's the woman who's ignited global debates with an article titled: "There are downsides to looking this pretty": Why women hate me for being beautiful.