Probably Somebody is Watching
Takeru was taken aback by all the elaborate cosplay costumes and lavish excess of the people in the Capitol. It was a stark contrast from the poverty and starvation that accompanied the thirteen districts.
Tag: A Loon with a View
Rolling in Her Deep
I recently got a call from a producer who wanted to meet in California for some kind of brainstorming consultation to get comedic ideas for his next project. The results will surprise you.
Black Monday: The Day After the Super Bowl
Just because I have a penis and happen to cross your path today doesn't mean I give two shits about how you watched sweaty men chase other sweaty men around all last night.
Things I’m Looking Forward to in 2012
Finally, we can enjoy the fall of North Korea, another plethora of "I Voted" stickers, and the most highly publicized apocalyptic failure in history. You're alright, 2012.
The Little Drummer Boy Gets Fucked Again
What better Christmas song to completely twist and misintrept the original meaning than my least favorite, "The Little Drummer Boy." The Catholic Church will not be happy.
Five Things That Seem Much Bigger Than They Really Are
With just enough hyper-extreme exaggeration, you can spin just about anything to seem much bigger than it really is. Here are few highlights, including cell phone issues and your appetite.
The Idea of the Apocalypse Has Never Been So Wrong
As I lay prone on the ground and wait for the inevitable end of my days, I run the translations again in my mind as the events finally unfold. The Raptor is now upon me.
iSorry, But Steve Jobs was a Dick
What Steve Jobs did was create an army of narcissistic, self-centered, self-absorbed, zombie clones by sucking their very souls into his world like Shang Tsung.
Facebook Redesign for Dummies
It happened again: Facebook redesigned everything and your mind exploded all over everyone's news feed! Don't worry, I'm here to help you figure out how to navigate all this new Facebook stuff.
I Know What You Didn’t Do Last Week
Guess which one of the following things I did NOT do while on vacation last week. The first person to guess the right answer wins a Points in Case t-shirt!
The Creepy Art of the Female Bathroom Ninja
Here I am sitting on the toilet in a public bathroom in complete darkness and the freakin lights went out. Surely there must be better ninja ways of fooling motion sensors.
Google, Plus a Whole Lot of Hype
What can I say about Google+ that hasn't been said before about every other social networking site that has preceded it? Pretty much nothing, it's all EXACTLY THE SAME.