Top Ten Most Annoying Drivers
Few things in this world annoy us more than idiot drivers. I don’t know what it is that gets our blood boiling so much since we’ve all been 'that driver' at some point.
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The Catholic Church Finally Gets Anal About Sexual Abuse
The Vatican recently released a letter telling bishops to report sex abuse to the police, showing the world that they finally mean (unofficial) business when it comes to morality.
Oh Shit, I’M the Asshole
We've all been there, some of us more than others. It's that moment just after doing something where you realize YOU are actually the asshole, not the other person.
I’m Buggin’ Over Stink Bugs (Halomorpha halys)
The arch nemesis of this war chronicle is the Brown Marmorated Stink Bug, something that looks like it crawled/flew right out of the Jurassic Period.
Get Out of My Comment Box
I don't know if this is your first time using the internet or what, but you can't own a comment section, regardless whether it's under your published article or not. So stop pissing and moaning.
Why Do Men Still Pee Standing Up?
Mark my words ladies, if you put Tinkle Targets in the toilet at every party you throw, then eventually he'll get the message and pee sitting down from then on.
What the Hell is Up with Roadside Memorials?
Roadside memorials seem to be getting bigger, more elaborate, more bizarre, and even more distracting lately, which, ironically, also defeats their purpose.
What is the Best Remedy for Dealing with VD?
Pay attention men: Valentine's Day is a holiday where minimal effort can make the woman in your life feel loved and appreciated, thus leading to a night of sex for you.
Five People to Mess with in Coffee Shops
From the Line Nazis to the Overly Loving Couple, here are five morning coffee shop crazies and the best ways to mess with them for your morning amusement.
Things I’m Looking Forward to in 2011
2011 has the potential to be great. But first we need better WikiLeaks, another apocalypse, a rehabed Lindsay Lohan, and the death of Betty White.
Going Down? The Epic Struggle Between God and Lucifer
I was getting into a parking garage elevator when I looked down and saw a tiny little comic book sitting on the floor. I have presented it here for you, with my snarky commentary.
Words and Phrases I Often Use Incorrectly
There are certain words and phrases in the English language that, for whatever reason, I just can't bring myself to say correctly. Like, 'for all intensive purposes' and 'mute point.'