I’m Buggin’ over Cave Crickets (Rhaphidophoridae)
One of my biggest nemeses in the insect world is the cave cricket, something that quite literally crawled its way out from the depths of the underworld.
Tag: A Loon with a View
Top 10 Things Hotels Make Me Want to Do, Part Two
Hotels always make me want to do certain activities that I usually don't do, or in some cases, do certain activities even MORE than I already do. Here are the top 10 activities.
Top 10 Things Hotels Make Me Want to Do, Part One
Hotels always make me want to do certain activities that I usually don't do, or in some cases, do certain activities even MORE than I already do. Here is a list
An Ode to Ashley Garmany’s Pikachu
Sometimes, as a writer, you get inspired by the strangest things. In this case my inspiration was Ashley Garmany peeing in the ocean, and her sand-filled vagina.
Pictionary Intervention
I hate playing Pictionary, not because I can't draw, but because it’s the one game that people take too seriously, creating an awkward, uncomfortable evening.
Top 5 Things I Like to Do When I’m Sick
When I'm home sick there are several activities that take precedence over writing. Things like sleep, daytime soaps, and Barry White impressions.
The Truth about Mel Gibson
Personally, I've always thought Mel Gibson was a pretty decent actor. Then it occurred to me that he wasn't acting when he played most of those roles.
Facebook Events: Apparently I’m Not Invited to Understand Them
I think it’s time I finally came clean about it once and for all. I just don’t understand Facebook Events and I have no idea what the etiquette is when I get invited to them.
Men vs. Women: Which is the More Sexual Gender?
One of the most common beliefs in society is that men are WAY MORE sexual than women, but upon closer inspection, that might not be the case after all.
Men vs. Women: Which is the More Emotional Gender?
It is widely accepted in society that women are WAY MORE emotional than men, but what if we factor in anger and tears equally?
Don’t Worry New Hampshire, You Still Get Blown in a Big Way
According to a new survey by Condomania, New Hampshire is the state with the largest penises in America. Suck on that, America.
Marriage Stinks!
No, this isn't another article bashing marriage or praising single life, because I don't believe that crap. This is about the disgusting habit of FARTING in front of your girl!