Scents and Sensibility: The Lemon-Pine War
I like to secretly believe that there is an all out war going on between the citrus fruits and the trees of this planet, as both are trying to infiltrate every product I use.
Tag: A Loon with a View
Top 5 Reasons Americans Are So Rude
Whether it's politics, cuisine, attitude, or history, one way or another the same question always arises: 'Why are Americans so rude?'
5 Gum: Apparently I’m Chewing It Wrong
Advertising in the gum industry has gotten out of control. As much as I would love to journey to outer space, sometimes I just want a piece of gum.
How to Get Started @Twitter
In Twitter world, you actually have to be nice and give a shit what other people say, instead of just randomly yapping to the world in bite-sized statements. Who knew?!
Guerrilla Knitting? Knitta Please!
It's called Guerrilla Knitting, otherwise known as urban knitting, knit graffiti, yarn bombing, knit tagging, or thread banging. And it's spreading fast.
Does Viagra Work on Normal, Healthy Men?
What we really need here is a randomized, double-blind, placebo-controlled, multi-tiered, reverse-roofie, Viagra fuck test. Volunteers?
The Five Types of Morning Coffee Crazies
A list of people you will find at the coffee preparation station and the best way to fuck with them for your own personal amusement.
Don’t Worry New Hampshire, You Still Blow in a Big Way
New Hampshire used to pride itself on its world record for the fastest wind gust ever recorded on Earth. That is, until Australia took the wind out of its sails.
The Top 5 Things I Don’t Understand About Men and Cars
Maybe it's the need for speed, the desire for attention, or just over-compensating for ridiculously tiny penises... whatever it is, I don't understand men and cars.
Are You There God? It’s Me, Andrei
I understand that you're busy and all, but I just thought you should know that this 'plan' of yours pretty much blows! Leave shit alone down here!
Roxxxy, The World’s First Lifeless Sex Robot
True Companion has developed the world's first sex robot, a life-size doll designed to engage you in conversation rather than lifelike movement. Uhh... sweet?
The Middle East Has a Huge Cock
On January 4th, 2010 the world's tallest building was opened in Dubai, otherwise known as We Want You to Think We Have a Huge Cock Land.