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Despite what the classic board game Clue would have you believe, there is really only one place in the house to commit a homicide.

Now that I've chastised men, I figured I would expose some of women's stupidity too, since 'mankind' traditionally means everyone human.

I'm going to say it: the fire department is blatantly fucking with the general public for their own sick, twisted personal amusement.

As a dyslexic person, I rely on spell check. But recently I realized spell check is slowly working against me, even mocking me!

A few important insights from the mind of a sexually secure, enlightened male who actually prefers hanging out with women. Listen up, men.

From the tweenie flash texter to the technologically handicapped, the majority of you are completely rude and annoying mobile users.

I'm tired of the escalation in 'razor technology' and their claims for the closest shave ever. It's time Gillette stops holding back.

Over the last two months Japan has been pelted from above by tadpoles, fish, frogs, dragonfly nymphs…even a mummified snake.

Dear Anon, I appreciate your elaborate attempts to comment under multiple personalities in order to drive home your point. Unfortunately, you suck.

I have survived countless foretold apocalyptic horrors to date and the fact that I am actually alive to write this at all is simply mind-blowing.

A list of the top 10 most disturbing commercials, and by public demonstration of their insanity, the top 10 companies you should certainly avoid.

Americans have overlooked the most disturbing and potentially dangerous militant groups this planet has ever seen: the Mexican Monkey Army.