The End of the Blue Book?
In today's day and age the computer has taken the place of pen and paper and this is especially so on the academic level. Let's abolish blue books.
Tag: Against Your Will
How Girlfriends Ruin Birthdays
When you get older, birthday parties transition from liquor-fueled ragers into...dinner. Why? All because of women's dresses.
Table Tennis According to Tricky Dick
Tricky Dick was 89 and had two fake hips. But most importantly, beating him was required to gain entry into the table tennis club, or play anyone else at all.
Sunk Costs and My Broken Garbage Disposal
I have developed a very advanced set of behaviors aimed at dealing with life with a broken garbage disposal. This has helped me to understand that my life is full of these faulty systems of investment.
Fart Fetish Negotiation: Indecent Proposal, Part 2
The two hours or so in between the initial proposal to fart on this guy for money, and when I responded, were due to my overwhelming sense of shock. Eventually I was able to get past my disgust and fuck with the guy's fart fetish.
Fart Fetish: Indecent Proposal, Part 1
An instant message conversation turns from innocent praise to a farting proposal in one fell swoop. Turns out the gift of farting on command can also earn you money.
My Fey Cock was Right
It doesn't matter how you got to that couch with the woman, all that matters is that you heed the advice of the most important voting member on your male body.
Cat vs. Dog Owners: A Scientific Analysis
One of the questions that has been around since the beginning of time--or at the very least, PetSmart--is whether a person prefers either dogs or cats as a pet.
How to Get Through Life in 10 Stages
From swimming like hell as a sperm, to teenage rebellion, and finally the horror of adulthood, here's how to survive, umm... life itself.
The Smoke Fort, Chapter 2
Marine and Rhino attempt to steal walkie-talkies and other assorted electronics from Best Buy and Wal-Mart to fortify their smoke fort at home.
The Smoke Fort, Chapter 1
Marine and the White Rhino construct a magnificent marijuana smoking hideaway within their parent's attic.
The Gift of Farting on Command, Part 3
Marine takes his gift of farting to the next level, taking down the teacher and impressing fellow students to social stardom.