Slutty Halloween Costume Theories
A girl's Halloween costume can tell you a lot about how she is in the sack. That should give you plenty more reason to stare.
Tag: Against Your Will
If Halo 3 Was a Woman, I Would Marry Her
Video games, like women, have gotten more expensive over time. Eventually, you get tired of playing both, and have to settle down.
Facebook Pictures: The Height of Voyeurism
Want to track someone's life without ever having to put up with them? Welcome to Facebook Photos, where spying is as easy as tagging!
Please Do Not Save the Drowning Dolphins
The winless Miami Dolphins have done for NFL football what the fat kid did for grade school kickball: provided an endless source of mockery.
Enforced Amenorrhea in 2008!
Even bleeding vagina liberals would agree, the only true hot button issue you should be worried about come election time in 2008 is stemming the red tide.
How to Call a Girl
Text messaging will never replace the nerve-wracking, day after phone call when it comes to starting a real relationship.
Mario Kart Wii Review
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The Fire Within Me, Chapter 5 of 5
Katie Keeney was flying high, until Marine unleashed his wrath upon her stupid kite once and for all.
The Gift of Farting on Command
The gift and the curse of being given the rare ability to unleash the most foul and disgusting farts, on command.
The Fire Within Me, Chapter 4 of 5
The school candy selling fundraiser reveals a vindictive side to Katie Keeney, Marine's elementary school nemesis.
2007 Video Games of the Year
From Halo 3 to Super Mario Galaxy, these were the best video game releases of 2007, including the award for Best Game of the Year.
How to Crash a Party
Do your research, show up late, and don't forget to come bearing gifts of drugs or alcohol. Congratulations, you're deep in unknown territory.