I’m Going to Deboard This Plane Before You
They say in life, there are no winners and losers, yet here we are, living proof of how far from the truth that actually is.
They say in life, there are no winners and losers, yet here we are, living proof of how far from the truth that actually is.
I know you're the lone survivor, but that makes it all the more insulting.
"A lesser airport CEO would have focused on vanity projects, like adding more of those carts that escort people faking injuries or improving security, but not Mario."
Ok, so it looks like they’re depicting the many scourges man has brought upon this Earth.
I mean, that’s fine isn’t it? I cost $1500, I’m considered to be the best laptop on the market right now.
6:45 AM: Wind speed in the air is currently ten miles per hour, which is something only relevant to me.
My seat had no window, I'd wasted my cash / on a seat in the middle by a guy with a rash
Clapping is the least we can do to show our appreciation that we didn’t end up pancaked against the side of a mountain.
Families traveling with children can begin boarding, at this time. Is anyone here thinking of having children? You, too, are welcome to line up.
You’re in the top one percent of all naval aviators, with "a need, a need for speed." But I think you have a serious need for fiscal responsibility.
- The Bibliophile - Angela Lansbury - This Love (Taylor’s Version)
WHY DO YOU HAVE YOUR PANTS DOWN TO YOUR ANKLES, PRIVATE?