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The May-Decemberita: Sherry with a sprinkle of Molly.

The urinary mishaps of three potty-training boys mingle to deliver this temporally complex white.

Once the chardonnay finishes aging in early 2039, we need a little more labor out of you before your first check.

A shot of rum stirred into a pint of Guinness? Last night I tossed and turned, cogitating on what type of person this drink might fit.

Isolated and idle, alcohol became my only sidekick and I didn’t care if it was shaken or stirred as long as it was in my mouth.

Badly behaving sports fans (A.K.A. “Brood W”) have exploded in population due to their inability to behave in public after their long hibernation.

"Bitch Mom’s Top Ten Child Rearing Tips and the Cocktails to Pair with Them: with Recipes from the Hit Blog, Bitch Mom Kitch Mom"

"I only had two glasses of wine with dinner." Ah, ah, ah. Correction: you had two AND A HALF glasses of wine.

After a big fight, he usually: A) Shotguns a Four Loko in a gas station parking lot B) Chugs a pint of Fireball on your front yard

Simon says viable New Year’s resolutions for this group are probably simple things you can do in your home without giving up ANY vices.

He had pallid green skin and was terribly smelly, Like putrid roast beef in petroleum jelly.

I can photograph them from straight away with the bottle centered, straight away with the bottle slightly off-center to the left...