Tag: All In Jest

Fatal Attraction, Elegant Spam

<img src="https://www.pointsincase.com/images/spam_creative.jpg" align="right">Why do I feel like, at some point in my life, these two stories are going to converge into one top story of my own?<br />

Sleep Paralysis Analysis

If there is a Hell, I've tasted it and returned to tell the story. Last night I had the most intense dream of nothing but malevolent abstraction.

Honky Tonk Greens

<img src="https://www.pointsincase.com/images/scale_balance.jpg" align="right" />On my way back from errands today, I actually HONKED at a man for not going immediately on a green light because he was GIVING A HOMELESS MAN A DOLLAR FROM HIS WINDOW.<br /><br />What does this say about me?<br />

Scent of a Man

<img src="https://www.pointsincase.com/images/cologne.jpg" align="right">I was at the mall with my friend today and I realized I haven't bought new cologne since high school. HIGH SCHOOL. Yes, ladies, that familiar scent is me having hooked up with you in the same Hugo or CK Obsession sweetness for the last 9 years. You weren't getting tired of it were you?

How Broken Stuff Works

<img src="https://www.pointsincase.com/images/how_stuff_works.gif" align="right">I asked a guy what time it was the other day and he pulled his cell phone out to tell me. I said, "But you have a watch right there..." Then he told me it was broken. WOW, is that embarrassing or what?

Google: Miserable Failure

<blockquote>Google reported revenues of $1.9 billion in the fourth quarter, up 86 percent over the year-ago period and up 22 percent sequentially. The results bring Google's full-year 2005 revenues to a staggering $6.1 billion. <br /><br />Despite its record earnings, the company missed analyst expectations and its stock price was down in after hours trading.<br />

You Might Have a Big Penis If…

<p><img src="https://www.pointsincase.com/images/penis_mugshot.jpg" align="right" />Following up on the recent <a title="So You Saw Your Roommate's Penis | Jake Christie" href="https://www.pointsincase.com/articles/roommates_penis.htm">roommate penis situation</a>, I'd like to identify those times when you know your OWN penis is probably more than you can handle.

Corporate Lingo Mingle

<p>When I'm up before noon, I often walk around the corner to eat lunch with the "corporate crowd" downtown. It's sort of a restaurant alley with a bunch of tables set up on the sidewalks outside.

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