<p><img src="https://www.pointsincase.com/images/bra_hands.jpg" align="right">Earlier today, I was describing to my friend Sophie how when a guy takes off a girl's bra mid-hookup, there is an 8-second threshold when things start to get awkward if things aren't undone yet. Assuming this had happened to me, she asked what I do after 8 seconds.
I've, Become So Numb
According to <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/4471607.stm">new research</a>, "infomania" has a larger negative impact on your IQ than "marijuana." In case your not familiar with it, marijuana is a green aromatic plant that some deviant young adults (and aging hippies) use to get "high."<br />
Tap This
Friday is Pizza Day
<p>I got a legitimate email today (not some anonymous Nigerian man requesting my help transferring millions of dollars in funds from the Ivory Coast) from someone who started his email by addressing me as "Little Court." That's right, not "Dear Court" or "Court-" or "Court," or "Dear Webmaster" or "Hello" or "Listen up" or "Yo dude" or "Your royal highness".....but "LITTLE COURT."<br />
In 6th grade, I went out with a girl named Shanna. She was outgoing and out of my league, and I was shy and a center fielder for the Blue Jays.
According to the sun, there are 24 hours in a "day." Most people spend about 16 of those hours awake, and 8 asleep.<br /><br />According to my biological clock, there are 28 hours in a day. I spend about 19 of those hours awake and 9 asleep. This makes for a very awkward "weekly" schedule, since my biological week is actually only 6 "days."<br />
Going Postal
I Fart Fuckabees
<p>I have a confession: I'm not a programmer!<br /><br />It's probably one of the few (dorky) regrets I have in life, but everything I've learned about publishing on the Internet has come strictly on a need-to-know basis...usually by studying lots of other websites and reading endless articles and tutorials dug up on Google.<br />
Meager beginnings