Tag: All In Jest

Everything But the Bare Essentials

<p><img src="/files/u2/avanti-bare-condoms.jpg" alt="Avanti Bare Condoms" title="Nothing is better. Literally." hspace="5" vspace="5" width="150" height="130" align="right" />In the course of shopping for fine china, I stumbled upon quite possibly the <a href="http://www.amazon.com/review/R2PHCVEZ32EIV2/ref=cm_cr_rdp_perm" title="Amazon.com: Avanti Bare Condoms">the funniest (<em>serious</em>) review I've ever read on Amazon</a>. In reference to the Durex Avanti Bare condoms, madmaeve's review "too tight" says:</p>

An In-Depth Analysis of the Recovery of a Deep Memory

<p><img src="/files/u2/dave-hollister.jpg" hspace="5" vspace="5" alt="Dave Hollister" title="The mystery man himself (read on...)" width="150" height="185" align="right" />In college I used to listen to this R&B song on Winamp a lot. Somehow it always put me in a good mood. About a week ago, I thought of this and wanted to get it.

Staples: That was Hard

<p><img src="/files/u2/staples-easy-button.jpg" alt="Staples Easy button" hspace="5" vspace="5" width="150" height="113" align="right" />I got a pretty decent HP printer last week <a href="http://slickdeals.net/forums/showthread.php?t=1746680" title="Slickdeals.net">through Slickdeals for $25</a>, then found out the USB printer cable it doesn't come with costs $25.99 at Staples.

Facebook: Open and Shut

<p><img src="/files/u2/facebook-book.jpg" alt="Facebook binder" title="Today's Bible" hspace="5" vspace="5" width="135" height="140" align="right" />Sometimes I have nightmares that I went on Facebook and suddenly decided to comment on every single piece of information that appears on the news feed, regardless of how little I know the person, or how awkward the circumstances might be.

Omegle Chat: A Symbol of the Times

<p><img src="/files/u2/omegle-chat.jpg" alt="Omegle chat logo" hspace="3" vspace="3" width="200" height="55" align="right" />Have you tried using <a href="http://www.omegle.com" title="Omegle.com">Omegle</a> yet? All it does it load a huge chat window, then you press "Start a Chat" and it connects you to a random stranger. It's everything you ever wanted from the man in the white van as a child, without the threat of losing your anal virginity. </p>

Planning to Party Like It’s 1999

<img src="/files/u2/grissom-tiger.gif" alt="Grissom High School Reunion Tiger" hspace="4" vspace="3" width="100" height="100" align="right" />The students on the planning committee for my 10-year high school reunion sent out the following email: "There are 492 of us so the more we can find, the better!

Sub-Headline News: Sideways Tornadoes!

<p><img class="photo" src="/files/u2/derecho-storm.jpg" alt="Derecho storm" width="200" height="150" /></p><p><a href="https://www.pointsincase.com/blogs/court-sullivan/surprise-your-confirmation-number-696969#subheadline-news">Sub-headline news</a> is where I take today's headlines straight from Yahoo! News, paste them in bold, then add what should've followed, had the reporter been trying to lose his job. </p>

Surprise, Your Confirmation Number is 696969!

<p><img src="/files/u2/jonas-brothers.jpg" alt="Jonas Brothers on People Magazine cover" hspace="4" vspace="3" width="150" height="199" align="right" />Have you ever wondered why companies give you a confirmation number for a transaction? If something goes wrong and they don't believe you bought a product or can't find your information, why does one complicated number clear everything up?

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