<img src="/files/u2/lymphoma-cancer.jpg" hspace="4" vspace="3" width="190" height="152" align="right" />Today I saw thousands of people downtown walking around. I asked one of them what they were all walking for and she said "lymphoma." <p>First of all, why do so many people want lymphoma? </p>
All this 9/11 talk is making me tired. How about we only commemorate the 10-, 25- and 50-year anniversaries? Then can we forget?
When we aren't serving up ads for the latest Ben Stiller blockbuster or rot your teeth like a meth addict but too colorful and tasty with vodka to pass up soft drink, occasionally we serve some banners that reflect the content of a page (so you can learn more, for example, about products offered by <a href="/blogs/paul-frank/so-youve-just-killed-prostitute" title="So You've Just Killed a Prostitut
<em>Please do not read this blog entry if you are currently feeling down, depressed, sad, like you're "in a funk," or if you've missed your daily dose of Prozac or testosterone. Feel free to come back to it when you're manic or through having sex though.</em><p><strong>Paul Frank:</strong> I just found out my friend died from Facebook. Holla.
<p><a href="http://promo.realestate.yahoo.com/the-best-cities-for-singles.html" title="Yahoo: Atlanta the Best City for Singles"><img src="/files/u2/atlanta-best-singles-city.jpg" alt="Atlanta named "Best City for Singles"" title="Hotlanta, indeed." width="400" height="372" /></a></p>
<p><a href="/user/300" title="K Si | Points in Case">K Si</a> sent me this lovely story that doesn't quite fit anywhere else on PIC, so I thought I'd "squeeze it in" on my blog. Enjoy. </p><hr /><p><em>As told by "Molly" at a little bonfire/get-together this past Saturday.</em></p>
I've submitted my fair share of cheesy essays and inflated resumes during high school and college to try to get scholarships. But something tells me that as the cost of college tuition keeps going up to ridiculous amounts, kids are going to start making stranger and more desperate attempts to get help (in the form of money). Especially because people are morons to begin with. <br />
<p>My cat, Trevor, jumped over the short bottom pane of my window (the middle opens out) at 4am the other day trying to get to a 6-inch window sill on the outside. Unfortunately, he must have missed the window sill because the next thing I knew he was 6-7 feet below it on a 3-foot wide ledge, pacing and meowing frantically 4 stories above traffic.</p>
Steve Krug doesn't want you to think, just click away. Whether it's porn in the office, or a newsletter confirmation email.
<img src="/files/u2/google-transit-logo.gif" alt="Google Maps Transit" align="right">Like Nate, I too am carless (though voluntarily, not by force of law).
<img src="/files/u2/homeless-rich.jpg" alt="Homeless" hspace="3" vspace="3" width="150" height="179" align="right" />The unthinkable happened to me yesterday: a homeless man gave ME money. I know, it sounds ridiculous, but it's true.
<p><img src="/files/u2/blog-cash-money.jpg" hspace="3" vspace="3" width="135" height="132" align="right" />I keep a file on my computer called "Blog Bank." I'm sure many of you have the same thing - it's full of ideas for funny blog entries that I didn't feel like writing when I thought of them. Just kidding, your file is probably called "Blog Robbed." Right?