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Dizzy from the amount of sudden cardio of hiking, wobble, and then get hit in the head with a drone, the impact sending you down a sharp embankment.

Did I mention my mom only gave me a hundred bucks in spending cash? She might as well have handed me Monopoly money. That’s just bad planning.

I’ll be honest, we’re not going to give you back your shoes.

One time I told him I heard a rumor that there was a dead body in the woods and invited him on a hike to see if it was true.

You're always freelancing from home, which means your cat has to watch you and dart away when you notice. So there goes her whole day.

There’s never been a better time to get our signature cuts of Flank, lower case T-Bone, Z-Bone, Subprime, Sphincter, Roadkill, and, of course, Okja.

Your war gets into Yale, just like its father, grandfather, and great-grandfather. Your war is a C student, just like its father.

None of my fellow parishioners have invited me to partake in a communal sexual ritual to awaken the dead, or place a hex on targeted politicians.

D.C.:Nevada, do you know what you’re going to go with? NV: The Silver State! D.C.: California? CA: Ahem: The Golden State. NV: Aw, dick move, man.

“Love is love is love Fun is fun is fun Wake up, stretch like a cat” Oh god. He’s taking out a knife.

Unlike Trump ushering children into his internment camps, Roosevelt likely said "please" and "thank you" before locking people up because of race.

Let me just grab an eraser for a quick correction: “pariah” is not how you spell “accountable.”