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OMG Literally Dead Plant: The most common millennial houseplant, it comes in all varieties that ultimately end the same way---dead AF.

The whole world would say, “they’ve got a sweet-ass rainbow shirt,” and they would erase all the biases they had previously held about LGBT people.

Washington: By successfully recruiting James, the Washington Generals could finally have a shot at taking down those damn Harlem Globetrotters.

I want to do well, but every time I sit down to work, Steve makes me go on the internet and google “soccer stats” and “boobs” until the day is done.

"Plunder!" (1990) Everything you've ever wanted to see plundered is plundered big time on this episode.

Because of the shape of their heads, turtles spend much of their lives looking down on whatever’s in front of them. Similar to: White people.

Keeper is the proper term for goalkeeper, which I know from all the soccer I watch and not from memorizing the Quidditch positions in Harry Potter.

fast-forward/the perfect storm./America was at conflict with Iran/Iraq/the political situation/between the countries./between good vs. evil.

Your client wants to suck the bone marrow out of your firstborn. What do you do? A. Respectfully ask that he reconsiders.

I have reduced stress by limiting my mental breakdown to three times a week. You would never guess that I've stress vomited in every campus bathroom!

Embassies, so complicated. So complex, I would say. Where do they go, who works there, what country are they technically in?

Talk Like Lions and Sacrifice Like Lambs. Things get a little wild in Round Here Land’s animatronic-powered “Frontier Country”!