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Firstly, the phrase, “I know all the words to 'Space Oddity'” is not the best way to start off an application to NASA.

Everyone knows I’m a patriot, but being eaten by a pack of mega-wolves with no natural predators ain’t exactly dying for your country.

“Give me a lawyer penguin.” This suspect would like to be represented by Danny Devito’s Penguin from the classic Batman Returns.

To: Juliet Miller <[email protected]> Subject: Your Last Chance to Get Up On This

Let's get right into the meat of it: immigration. We're going to stop saying "carne" in this country, aren't we, Mr. President?

Who's in favor of ending "gun-free zones" and replacing them with "free gun zones"? The answer to every question in America is "more."

Facing 20 to 1 underdog odds, the American Men's Curling team somehow took down powerhouses like Canada and Roomba for the gold medal.

While I am from California and a girl, I did not grow up inhaling the sea breeze, or riding shotgun in the red Jeep of a blonde guy named Chad.

Have you ever tried venison that was tactfully killed using a manual-load weapon and just a few bullets to the torso? It's fucking disgusting.

What's going on, you guys? There's not a single French politician I can't follow or unfollow with ease. It's literally just clicking a button.

While having sex with communists, totalitarians, and socialists all in the same place can be exhilarating, it can also be fraught with peril.

This Mueller character, looking into "collusion," he's the worst of the bunch. Many sources have told me he's a draft dodger and sexual predator.