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There's nothing understated about the way Americans celebrate July 4th. Get out of our way, we've got kegs and we're not afraid to drink them.

If Canada is America's hat, it's the kind that's so big on your head that it swallows your face. Plus, like, Canadian chicks are way hotter.

Hear that? It's the sound of your alarm clock in your memory... the one you turned off an hour ago. Time to get up and vote.

Thanks, U.S. government, for telling us exactly when and how gambling is not wrong and immoral. Bet that goes for marijuana too, huh?

It's so cheap, yet so unbelievably sweet! This thing is definitely gonna score me some hot ladies tonight. Nothing says laidback like the Hawaiian!

Immigration is a divided subject, and generalizing an entire race is a border you don't want to cross. Or could one man change your mind?

Last night, parts of Tampa received below-freezing temperatures. I don't know exactly what this means for us.

Whenever I get rare weather and a football game on the same day, I feel I owe it to you to don my Bill Simmons cap and document the day's events.

Spring Break in Florida gives way to renewed hatred for everything disgusting and backwards about the South.