It’s a Hallmark Christmas! (The Criterion Collection) [Blu Ray]
The Weather Outside (2017): Grace finds herself stuck in Gingerbread, New York, a single-industry hamlet at some undisclosed locale upstate.
Tag: America
Are You Familiar with My Podcast, Your Honor?
It’s a tri-weekly show hosted by me on the Pep Boys Podcast Network. Don’t bother looking that network up, just trust it exists.
Young Adult TV Drama or US Civil War Battle?
Did General Pacey Witter win the battle of Dawson's Creek? Test your knowledge of these intense engagements!
What Is Your State’s Official Beverage?
Huh, the state beverage of Delaware is also milk! That’s okay. We can drink milk in more than one state!
FAQ: Fact-Checking for New Conspiracy Theorists
Q: How can I tell if someone is trying to deceive me? A: Ever since my yoga teacher introduced me to QAnon I realized the importance of credibility.
Suggested Organizations for End-of-Year Charitable Tax Donations
Wounded Keyboard Warrior Project – Provides ergonomic computer interfaces for patriots injured in online political arguments.
I’m a Republican Building a Coalition with Democrats, and You Should Stop Worrying About Me Spending So Much Time with Your Wife
It’s been proven time and time again that this country thrives when we reach across the aisle, civilly shake hands, and give our wives their space.
The Comments Section of a Wholesome Video of a Puppy and a Baby
“Do we even know if the parents adopted this puppy? What if they stole it? Is this baby even theirs? You can’t believe everything you read online!!”
The Plastic Bag from “American Beauty” Is Ready for a Comeback
I don’t understand why no one wants to hire me. I played opposite Annette Benning, for fuck sakes.
What Coronavirus Is Thankful for This Year
I’m thankful for friendships, romance, love of family--any bond that involves physical contact and is so strong it can supersede self-preservation.
A Day in My Life if I Was Allowed to Curse in Front of My Immigrant Family
8:15 AM: I get ready for my workday. I am dressed in a t-shirt that says “Open Letter To 'The Man': Eat Shit.”
We’re the Founding Fathers and Actually? We Invented Modern Democracy as a Joke
We are really vibing with 2020. We just had bubble tea for the first time! Back when we were alive, tea was just this, like, sad British thing.