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You know what it looks like. It’s the same tank top I wear every time we get together to defeat an age-old evil or combat a monstrous hellion.

Flood solution? Plastic bags. Let’s collect them all and combine them into one giant, country-crossing, water-catching, plastic bag.

Here's how it works: use the app to locate the nearest stack of tires and a pole that I've dropped off all across the city. Then assemble!

Press 10 to talk to a Customer Service Representative. This is never going to happen, of course, but we all have dreams.

Delete all the photos on your social media that indicate you ever had a life before children. Replace them with a solid wall of photos of your kids.

Forcing a dork to do all your homework for you and then not even turning it in, slowly introducing the concept of nihilism into their worldview.

Hundreds of generations of humans have been sustained on some sort of bread, the same food that I shovel into my mouth with abandon at Olive Garden.

My headache thundered with every step, but we'd duel for hours with our tin-foil-covered balsa wood swords.

Oh cool...he’s lurking that model’s Instagram again. You do know I can summon the full works of Shakespeare, right?

No one else in this house has to be a Morning Person other than the Wake-Up Fairy! Isn’t that great? And now it’s time to get ready for school.

Surely you can tell by the creases under my eyes and the lingering scent of nitroglycerin that I’ve had a rough one.

I played an orc in the Lord of the Ring movies. If you look closely, I am the grayish one with the teeth coming out in all directions from my face.