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It’s made to sound like I would rather keep my time machine than kill Hitler, but it’s not a question of choosing between the two.

Also, there seems to be woman flying to and from number 17 Cherry Tree Lane by means of an umbrella.

I know I certainly didn't fight my way through twelve miles of wilderness with no face to allow big government to turn all of our kids autistic.

“You should smile more” – To remedy my resting bitch face, I am going to pull my lips apart with duct tape so that I will have a permanent smile.

Putting yourself into extremely dangerous situations isn't a sin. If you survive, your life is more exciting, but if you die, Jesus will be waiting.

The Sun Explodes: It’s been on fire for a few centuries now, it is only a matter of time until it explodes like a thing of bug spray in a campfire.

Join us in the kitchen for Kristen’s goodbye pizza! Why is Kristen leaving? Legally I’m not allowed to say, but 100% this was her idea.

The Bride of Frankenstein and I actually had a lot in common. Like her, my fiercest critics have also called me an affront to God.

There’s never been a better time to get our signature cuts of Flank, lower case T-Bone, Z-Bone, Subprime, Sphincter, Roadkill, and, of course, Okja.

The Musician: This Jason Mraz-wannabe thought this mic was for music, but ended up in a cafe full of comedians and stuck it out for some reason.

God gave the Israelites corn and said, “Take this. And eat it only off the cob, with little tiny things called corn holders."

"Learn The Job Beef Chili" -- I only make this dish when I’m trying to displease people on both sides.