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I’m so glad to get this off my shell. It’s been a weight no snail should have to bear.

Steve slams his fist on the table in the interrogation room. “Talk to me!” he screams. Slippery Soap flinches.

Negative and disgusting things you should save until at least the second date, if you're lucky enough to get that far.

You’re the best goddamned spy we’ve got in the service, but the day you TRULY become a spy is the day you get my stepson to show me some respect.

Steal a seat from a pregnant woman who was about to sit down, then pull out a copy of "Angels & Demons" and bury your head in it.

I have communication issues? That's funny because in the eyes of the University of Illinois School of Communications, I am a master of communication.

I'm warning you: they won't stop until Arbor Day becomes Firewood Day.

Okay, I know there’s “a lot” of blood. Yes, I know it’s all over the wool carpeting we had installed last week.

If that’s not bad enough, the elk start head-butting each other out of sheer horniness for all to see. It’s like living in a frat house.

I’m better off without you. You are so frustrating and judgmental. I have never done anything to wrong you, but yet, you still can’t stand me.

What should have been a detailed account of how you navigated the labyrinth of deception and red herrings is forever tainted by an itchy throat.

"I’m fiscally conservative in Q1" or maybe just a simple ":(" ?