This is It, I’m Actually Going into My Crawl Space
My kids look at me and feel empathy for my plight but relief that the task is not theirs. I'm going all the way into the residential abyss.
Tag: Animals
North Pole CDC Report: 13 Worst Reindeer STDs
Any reindeer that have seen graphic photos of the horrific effects of Red Nose Waffle or Silver Balls know it's nothing to mess with.
I’m Regifting These Turtle Doves and You Know Why
What's the big deal with doves? They're not exactly the monarchy of the bird community. In fact, they're just bleached pigeons.
Animals Santa Considered Replacing Reindeer With
Santa considered a handful of alternate sleigh-pullers before settling on those magic horned beasts. Here are the 13 losers.
7 Incredible But True Dog Facts That Won’t Save You From the Completely Unforeseeable Collapse of the Coal Industry in the US
Incredible but surprisingly true dog facts that will in no way whatsoever save you from the fallout of the coal mine closing in your community.
How to Survive a Bear Attack Without Assuming All Bears are Bad
Bears can be your best friend or your worst enemy depending on how you treat them! Here's how to safely interact with bears.
6 Planets Life on Earth Came From
All DNA and RNA on Earth arrived via meteorites and comets. Here are the strange origins of some of the familiar things around us.
4 Reasons “Nine Lives” is the Craziest Movie Nobody is Watching
Kevin Spacey's switching-bodies-with-a-cat movie is surprisingly not the kid's comedy its billed as. No, this is some dark, Lynchian-level stuff.
No Filter: A-riel Talk with Disney’s Gayest Princess
Hi, I'm Ariel. You may know me from The Little Mermaid or your local lesbian dive bar. Call me a rainbow fish, because I'm part of your world.
Here’s What Millennials Don’t Understand About Snakes, and Themselves
Though millennials are more likely to encounter images of snakes online than Gen Xers, they are far less likely to touch one with their own hands.
The Vacuum Scares My Dog, and Damnit It Scares Me Too
I think it’s the two “U’s” when I type "vacuum" that turns my knuckles white and makes the hairs on my hands stand up. Oh, and the noise.
Hey, Have You Heard About Sushis?
Have you heard about sushis yet? It's the hottest new food trend, served cold and eaten with chopsticks. Stranger than that, it’s actually made of raw fish.