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Within the first thirty seconds, there is a close-up of a microphone. This quickly establishes that this is a singing movie, about big singers.

Don't go to church on Sunday? You might as well be drinking abortions out of a fancy wine glass made of Reagan’s bones.

Now that you’ve sufficiently tortured your sweet angel for the past hour, make him watch as you make your own macaroni artwork.

The Foul-Tempered Oboe: Quicker to anger than the clavier, will just as soon stab you with a double-reed as look at you.

"Fyre Fight": An anticipatory look back at the time-wasting Fyre Fest content wars of 2019.

10. U: Used by moms in texts across the world. And candy hearts. And Prince. I love Prince. I would die 4 U.

There can be a hundred people in a hundred different rooms and none of them believe in you. Sometimes things just work out like that.

Second Lady Karen Pence has provided access to beautiful color shades such as Partial Birth Abortion Red-Orange and I Can Tolerate Misogyny Maroon.

A live sex show performer, Thack Pour typically festooned his lithe body with corsets and cummerbunds of various sizes and quality.

Episode 5: Ed Sheeran Sings, Like, 4 Times And Then Dies: I heard he didn't even sing the last time he was on the show. This will be an upgrade.

The name starts with an A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N---yes, I see you nodded in agreement---I mean my psychic premonitions confirmed it.

For the Improviser: If you’re looking to give a gift that lasts, offer them $450 to never improvise again.