Tag: Ask Fugly Slut

The Cure for Fisherman’s Snatch

Hey Fugs, I started dating a lovely young woman - she’s smart, she’s beautiful, and great in bed. Only problem is, her snatch smells like a fisherman's old boot. Help!

Nipple Ring Toss

I’m dating a boy who's handsome and hilarious, with a weenus like a telephone pole. Everything's great except he has nipple rings. Can I ask him to get rid of them?

Postal for Penis

My mailman is super hot and I want to have sex with him next time he brings my Tiger Beat to the mailbox, but… I’m scared. Fugly, what if he rejects me? How do I make the first move?

Phatty Phobic Boyfriend

My girlfriend isn't the same person she was when we started dating - she is a good 70 pounds thicker now. I've tried putting coupons for Lean Pockets on the refrigerator, but she ignores them and has a four-order of T-Bell Gorditas for dinner anyway. Sh

Beverly Hills Bitch Slapper

My boyfriend was texting some skankasaurous, so I grabbed his phone and bitch-slapped him. He then proceeded to beat the shit out of me. I think I'm going to get back together with him, but first I'd like your advice.

Cleanup on Aisle Jizzum

I like to service the townspeople with 'oral pleasure,' but afterwards I'm like a dog that's eaten too much peanut butter: I just can't get the man sauce out of my mouth! Fugly, what is the best drink to wash down jizzums?

Sperminated in Santa Monica

Fugly, the pure side of me says to leave Kathy Lee Gifford's son alone--he's only 18, and he's got several seasons of Celebrity Rehab in his future. But the bank is about to foreclose on my house. Should I receive his celebu-seed?

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