Sexual Semantics and Symmetrics
Legal technicalities and cheating are all part of the sexual scheme. Only, one puts you in the big house, and the other in the doghouse.
Legal technicalities and cheating are all part of the sexual scheme. Only, one puts you in the big house, and the other in the doghouse.
Imagine a world where Internet porn was in short supply... Now imagine Nicole pumping out this column topless. Therapeutic, eh?
It doesn't have to cost an arm and a leg to impress your next date. Plus, amputees often experience initial difficulty performing in bed.
Is phone sex a good idea for you and your significant other? Actually, there's a reason you have to pay for that stuff.
Got a few screws missing "up there"? Don't worry, you're not shit outta luck until you let us try "tightening you up."
Guys are hard to read. Sometimes it takes a few extra measures straight out of Swiss Family Robinson to get their attention.
General college advice and perspective. Lost your keys? Ripped your jeans? Dropped your chili dog? Unless you're perfectly content, chances are you need to ask Nicole something!