Balls to the Wall

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These basketball greats may have been hot in their prime, but they definitely went cold on a dime. This is why you quit while you're ahead.

Other sports burnouts besides Bonds need to vent their misdeeds too. Somebody open a window, this room smells like old farts and marijuana.

When the gavel falls, you better know if a drunk cheerleader giving you head makes you an athlete. All rise for the Honorable Judge Jock.

Brace your livers, it's time to see how six contestants handle the 24-beer challenge, including play-by-play and vomit-by-vomit analysis.

Play enough intramural sports and you’re bound to encounter every one of these overly competitive, timid, and sexual species of athlete.

Betting on the Super Bowl? Don't wager a dime until you read Dan's picks, and a quarter's picks (we're not sure which is more accurate).

They don't call it 'the big O' for nothing. That's right, it's all the excitement of the Olympics balled up into one tantalizing acrostic.

Dreaming of baseball? If you're man enough to put the Family Pujols on the line, you just might make it into Coach Opp's fantasy league.

When they're good they're good, when they're bad they're ugly...and still $2.5 million. Here's the best and the worst of this year's mega-ads.

March Madness: every sport nut's wet dream. But don't be surprised when you lose your friendly bracket pool to the neighbor's dog.

99.9% of men must eventually accept the fact that they aren't cut out to go pro. Some just hold out hope longer than others.

Stroking balls with one of tennis' greats may have been fun while it lasted, but when you can't get your racket up anymore, she's out.