Do Not Use That Stall, I Just Had a Huge Cry in There
I felt a little weird so I went to the bathroom. And—I’m sorry if this is TMI—but I just started fucking bawling man.
Tag: Bathrooms
Can I Tour Your Bathroom? It’s an Emergency
As my dearest mother used to say: "You can tell a lot about an apartment by their lobby’s bathroom."
Writing a Thriller or Repairing the Basement Toilet?
- Everything is interconnected, but how? - Things get real messy, real fast
Stop! Please Read These Very Specific Instructions Before Using Our Toilet!
Do not stay on the toilet for extended periods. By minute three or four you’re risking a nasty bite.
Welcome to Your Zen Bath Experience
You see a small cottage at the edge of the field-- “A cottage? What is this? A visualization or something?”
I’m the Silverfish in Your Bathtub, and I Could Really Use a Break
What did any silverfish ever do to you? We’re barely able to stop ourselves from disintegrating into dust.
For Sale: Beautiful New Home, 3 Beds, 3 Baths, and 8,723 Toilets
Everyone in the house could be pissing at the exact same time, which is something you could do if you wanted.
Five Signs You Need a Priest Instead of a Plumber
Only a knowledgeable spiritualist can help you escape the tormented wailing drain voices in your bathroom.
Questions a Pet Owner Asks about Puppy Bath Time or Questions My Showerhead Asks about My Bath Time
Should I be worried that she sometimes sits there with the water spraying her in the face?
I Am Your House, and Renovating Me Again Won’t Fix You
Home Depot can sell you a mirror, but they can't make you see yourself. I've had plenty of time to think while you were crying over "Property Brothers."
Is Your Husband Pooping or Building the First Working Model of a Commuter Spaceship?
Does he have his phone? A) Yes and he’s very active on a thread about sending things down "The Alaska Pipeline." B) Negative. There’s no 5G in 0g.
This Soothing Victorian Era Ambiance Will Remind You That You Didn’t Die of Scarlet Fever at Age 13
Set aside your worries caused by modern nuisances such as technology, automobiles, and the invention of antiseptics.