Batman

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Every block was a rich symphony of hustlers, pushers, junkies, johns and tiny, sinister men dressed as penguins. Truly, Gotham City had it all.

"I didn’t even know it was a crime. I worked down at the docks. I had no idea I was helping smuggle in the Scarecrow’s neurotoxins."

We would like to apologize to some of our team members for leaving them off our initial list: Kyle in shipping, our office temp Brayden, and Aquaman.

Gotham's oldest enemy? Health and safety code. How do people keep falling into pits of bubbly wubbly goo?

Please stop graffitiing the Batmobile with hurtful slogans like “The Caped Contager” and “The Dark Blight.”

Nixon Resignation (1974): Oh, Fortuna, the revolutions of your wheel pile even the masters into the muck.

“Are you sure Mr. Wayne needs these titanium bomb doors to his---uh, what’s this room for again?” one worker asked.

Lois has been distant ever since we found out my sperm could kill her. She keeps making snide comments about how Batman wouldn't have this problem.

Doctors have diagnosed me with “early onset droopy ass syndrome,” contracted from getting your butt whooped too many times and is also irreversible

Stuck to your cubicle wall with a push-pin that matches the color of “your party”: You work in middle-management but your team likes you, you think.

What’s that word? Apathy? I was apathy, bro. No, wait, empathy. I was empathy. My bad ha!

Sarah: "I walked into my greenhouse and found a large tank parked on the roof. No light could get in and all my plants died. I lost my business."