How to Interpret Requests for Lawyer Animals
“Give me a lawyer penguin.” This suspect would like to be represented by Danny Devito’s Penguin from the classic Batman Returns.
Tag: Batman
An Open Apology to Fellow “Justice League” Viewers Who Heard Me Explain How I’d “Treat Superman Right”
I realize that ruining the sacred post-blockbuster cinema space with comments on the beauty of the most beautiful man in the galaxy was wrong.
Are You Batman? I’m Asking for a Friend
You really have to help me, Batman. My friend Jeff has a stray cat problem that could only ever be solved by the world's greatest K9 detective, Ace the Bat-Hound.
Make Gotham Great Again!
Fear and suspicion of undocumented immigrants has led to a showdown of sorts, with billionaire Bruce Wayne leading the aggression against the alien from Krypton.
Blah vs. Bleh: Dawn of Blech
What happens when movie studios run out of superheroes? They make the same movies, but about ordinary, non-superhero people and household objects.
Batman and Robin Discuss the 12 Biggest Films of 2015
2015 promises superheroes, spies, sequels, dinosaurs, robots, reboots, and probably a shitty Adam Sandler movie or six to even it all out. Now, Batman and Robin weigh in.
Batman & Robin Discuss 11 Female Superheroes Who Need Their Own Film
We are currently living in a golden age of comic book movies. If there is one failing, though, it is that we are yet to receive a good film led by a female superhero.
Batman & Robin Discuss the 10 Highest-Grossing Films of the 90’s
Special effects came on in leaps and bounds, Disney was in its golden age, and asshole Hollywood producers were yet to try and release every single film in 3D.
Batman & Robin Debate Comic Con’s Top 10 Moments
The dynamic duo of entertainment reporters discuss the five-hour line-ups, over-priced merchandise, and 400-pound men dressed as characters from My Little Pony.
Batman & Robin Discuss 2014’s Biggest Upcoming Films
The movie world is set to deliver both highs and lows in 2014. Hear what our caped crusaders have to say in casual convo about some of the year's big releases.
What the Shit, Batman?!
I know you're out there, Batman, and I know you can hear me. There's some messed up shit going down, and the world needs you now more than ever.
The Bastardization of Prison Break, Lost and Batman
It's unfortunate, but sometimes people end up bastardizing the shit out of good TV shows. Don't fall for these three network television losers.