I'm referring for once not to me but Curtiss... the jackass who does fucked up shit with enemas and things and now writes about it in his PIC column... Also don't forget Chris Phelan. But i'm sure this is old news.<br /><br />And since Court hasn't been blogging lately, I figured I'd fulfill that whole "PIC Behind the scenes" role.<br />
It's 3 am, I'm blogging, and I'm rattling off as many one liners* as possible. Let's do this.<br /><br /> Asking someone to be your Netflix friend is like saying, "Tell me how to be like you."<br /><br />I like Nyquil, because between its name and slogan, you know what it does. Water: The swallow liquid.<br />
...that make you suddenly want to write. Is it the inability to sleep? The need to focus your mind on something?<br /><br />Or is it the seemingly profound thoughts that come into your throbbing head, causing you to seek anything that relieves that pressure.<br />
Today has been the best day ever and here's why:<br /><br />- I got absolutely no sleep last night writing a paper.<br />- that paper followed a 5 hour sound mix session earlier yesterday afternoon<br />- this week as been a royal stress fest<br /><br />But I don't have any finals, so my semester is officially over.<br />
And no, it's not about underwear...<br /><br />Ever been so busy that you don't even have time to drink a beer? I'm not talking about relaxing, I'm saying the physical act of chugging is wasting precious seconds that you need.<br /><br />*from the desk of someone who should be working, but comes up with ridiculous thoughts instead*
What is Happiness? Money, laughter, friends, love, an empty bottle, a job you love? I think about that from time to time, and now in my much hungover state... I was randomly unhooking girls' bras last night, if that's any indication... I think I've figured out a small chunk of that "Happiness" at least as I see it.<br />
I Look Like Hell
Play Truth or Dare with people who ask embarassing questions?<br /><br />OR<br /><br />Play Spin the Bottle with embarassing looking ladies?<br /><br />Keep in mind that at some point you might play Never Have I Ever with people who ask about the above situations.
<p>Alternatitles: More like American SLUT! and The Famished Family and the Mystery of the Missing Values.<br /><br />Earlier today, in the midst of Thanksgiving festivities, my grandfather erupted with a stubbornness so awkward it almost ruined the holiday. We're talking claymation OH NO face, people.<br />
Quick right now, tell me. WITHOUT LOOKING. You don't really know, do you. Nobody does... except in TWO circumstances.<br />
This is me wearing <a href="http://www.bustedtees.com/shirt/lookfrat/male">my shirt design</a>. I'm quite proud of it. Go buy one so that if we ever are at the same party, I can totally swoop in on the girl you're doggin' with a quick "Hey, did you know I created the shirt he's wearing. No really! Let's talk about it while i undo your bra."<br /><br />
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