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A Letter from My Shitty Dorm

<em>The following is an email received from my sophomore year dorm (what the hell was I thinking, I know) with added jabby-style insults added in <span style="color:#ff0000;">RED.</span></em><br /><br />Dear Michael,<br /><span style="color:#ff0000;"><em>What?</em></span><br /><br />Thank you for you interest in Dobie Center.<br />

The Best Money I Never Made

I have two jobs.<br /><br />Both of them suck and blow. and suck and blow and suck and blow. But you know what, after repetition that process creates a form of release known as Gaaahh! shit yaaaaaessss.<br /><br />To be more specific, their not jobs, their internships... film related which is Latin for no pay<br />

The Review Mirror

Here's a new feature I'd thought I'd try: heavily-biased movie reviews. Because who really listens to the critics anyway?

I’m Back, Baby! (Ribs)

Yes, the Summer has gotten to me, also the Hard Way's Retirement. And I've decided that blogging, although indeed a fad, is not so for me... for now. I feel it is my duty, to you and to myself, to keep writing on a regular basis. Whether its didactic essays on the human condition, or dirty words on passed-out people, I vow to never stop writing.<br />

Column Ideas

<p>As I have discovered after a year of <a href="/columns/mikey/archives.htm" title="The Hard Way by Mike Faerber">The Hard Way</a>, keeping up with a column can be a tiresome task. Week in and week out you're looking for new topics, and before you know it, you're doubting your own writing ability. SOB! </p>

Georgia on My Mind

To all the readers I've disappointed, I offer condolences on my blogging infrequency. However written words, as flowery as they may be, make little difference without action to support them. Thus I shall humble myself to the service of guiding you through the rough territory of the inside scoop, the flavor of which will be PICstaffmembers 'n cream.

Fan Appreciation

Fans help me sleep at night... because i can't stand the room being hot and stuffy with the insecurity of failed jokes. Having just received a strange email from someone in taiwan, and having not blogged in a good while, and having lapses in my Hard Way Posts. I'd thought I'd give you guys some props...<br />

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