Updated Rules for Our Town’s Annual Rubber Duck Race
No glass bottles. No breaking glass bottles. No threatening Duck Race volunteers with broken glass bottles.
No glass bottles. No breaking glass bottles. No threatening Duck Race volunteers with broken glass bottles.
Bar Harbor, Maine: Honk if you love pine trees! So chic, so luxe, so full of rose-soaked French fries and whoopie pies for the stealing.
Laugh and caw with your favorite Real Seagulls as they whisk newcomer Jenny to Miami for a caliente seawater bender.
Penguins are from Antarctica, the Galápagos Islands, New Zealand, and South Africa but live in captivity in places like Detroit.
Anaconda on "Anaconda" (1997) Hell yeah, brother. ★★★★
Every year we live in fear of predatory rent hikes by turkey vulture-owned management companies.
Our rubber chickens—and indeed our entire portfolio of goofs and gags—have lost their context. Dare I say, they are no longer funny.
Haven't done much birdwatching lately. Birdfeeder full of bird shit. Ex-wife and Rick going strong.
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9:15 AM – Bad news. No Bread. When I try to talk to Barry, manager Kyle swat at me and call me mean names like “noisy ass pidgeon.”
How could I possibly have known a nine-person BBC Earth production crew was spying on me from behind the glory bushes?
Just wanted to send a solid “wassup” to our 4,000 new members who joined during the pandemic. Our group is now 4,014 birders strong.