The 7 Quintessential Books to Survive the Quarantine with Your Partner
Knitting With Dog Hair: The three sets of socks will keep Jonathan's feet warm when he is cold and his mouth shut when he is snoring.
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New York Times Bestsellers of Recently Rediscovered Literature
OF DEITIES OR MORTALS by Ernest Hemingway | Ivory Shattered men fall in love with damaged women while dozens of animals die in the process.
How to Explain the Pandemic to Young Children, Using Classic Picture Books
May 2020: The Tale of Peter Rabbit - Wherein we root for the villainous Mr. McGregor, because we know too well how much his backyard garden means.
Are You in an Average Relationship or a Sexy, Self-Destructive Relationship in a Sally Rooney Novel?
One of your boyfriend’s friends bullies you, does your boyfriend… a) ...stand up for me! b) ...not do anything for sexy and mysterious reasons.
It’s Time to Break Some Rules and Re-Open Hogsmeade
Remember that I couldn't get my Hogsmeade form signed while a murderer was after me, and I still snuck out for my first sip of butterbeer.
Shakespeare Characters Write to the Ethicist
My question is whether, if this is fated to happen, I can nudge it along by killing my boss. --Name Withheld in Scotland
Harry Potter and the Semester from Home
“Young ladies and gentlemen, meet Finnius Fletcherbottom, head professor of our newest department, necessary this year, Wizarding IT!”
Jane Austen’s Characters in Quarantine
Mr. Bingley - Headed back to his parents mansion the moment shit went down. Makes parody videos in front of his pool. Tanned—like, SO tanned.
Using Sun Tzu’s “The Art of War” to Assert Shower Dominance Over Your Roommate
“Be where your enemy is not.” When your roommate occupies the shower, secure the sofa or most comfortable communal chair, as well as the remote.
Manuscript Notes for Mr. Tolkien Regarding the Name “Mount Doom”
If I were spitballing names for an evil mountain, I feel like “Mount Doom” would be one of the first things I thought of.
Russian Literary Classics Set in 2020
Tired of quarantining, Raskolnikov becomes convinced that society must sacrifice the old for the greater good.
David Foster Wallace Titles That Describe Times David Foster Wallace Has Been Mansplained to Me
“I was reluctant to try Tinder, too. You never know what weirdos you might find. Anyway, I enjoyed reading my entire dissertation aloud to you."